A Ham and Cheese sandwich walk into a bar, hop up onto the bar stool and order a whiskey & soda, the bartender looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
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A magician is up on stage and tells his audience that he needs a volunteer to come up and help him for his next trip. So this big guys comes up on stage and the magician hands him a sledgehammer and tells the guy to hit him in the head with it. At first the guy hesitates, but the magician keeps insisting, so the guy finally shrugs his shoulders, says okay and takes a swing at the magician's head, hits him pretty hard and down goes the magician. He ends up in the hospital, in a coma. 10 years go by and one day the magician finally wakes up, looks at the nurse
and says "TaDa!"
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